The top 10 reasons I love my favorite golden retriever, my beloved friend Max.
10)His mouth is softer than, and the teeth not as sharp as, those of pit bulls.
9) Golden retrievers are more fun than a root canal, or even a day at the office
8) Fluffy curly dog hair lying around my house is better than no dog around.
7) My friend max, the golden retriever, won't ever turn his back on me, except to show me his butt.
6) Six legs are better than two.
5) I have a running and hunting partner that will never choose his friends over me.
4) A golden retriever's smile is never an evil grin.
3) Max won't ask for money because " you love me "
2) He's the only male allowed to put his head between my legs.
and the number one reason I love Max....
1) He doesn't mind sleeping in the bathroom.
I also have a mixed breed dog, a female named sapphire. Oddly enough, she is part pit bull, with a terrier sized body. I didn't want her to feel left out. I love both my dogs, but the little black mutt is more for my wife.
